Thursday, March 15, 2007

Spring Bouquet

This little (or not so little) gem came :) to me from my niece.

Thank you, Lisa!


I wonder if they come in different colors. One would hope.

I wonder about the fragrance. One would hope not.

I wonder if it would help to put those preservative packets in the water. Viagra?

I wonder whether they would look better on the kitchen table or in the entry.:)

I wonder if they're cheaper by the dozen. Slut.

I wonder if they come in long-stemmed. Ouch.

30 comments:

Pickled Olives said...

I think in a clear rectangular vase on the breakfast table is best.

MsLittlePea said...

Heehee! I love it!

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Olives,

Rectangular? You mean they have sharp edges? Omigod. I had no idea. What about thorns?

Sweet Pea,

Hee hee, giggle giggle, snort snort.

Thailand Gal said...

LOL! Oh, gosh! Where on earth did you get that picture? (laughing)


Peace,

~Ch

Lex said...

Loraina Bobbit at it again?

goodthomas said...

I won't comment, I can't comment, I'm afraid to comment.

(I guess that is a comment.)

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Chani,

From Lisa. My verycool niece. Isn't it hilarious?

Lex,

That's what she said when I remarked that I would never look at peonies in the same way again.

Thomas,

Tee hee. I showed it to Flip, who developed a sudden urge to cover certain parts of his anatomy.

As for you, I think that like me, you are incapable of not commenting on everything.

monicker said...

$7.99? That's quite a deal!

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Monicker,

LOL. Yes, it is, as long as they're still living. Dead penis -- not such a good deal.

meno said...

I was all ready to read a poem.


And then that picture.


You made me snort lemonade out my nose.


Ouch.


Worth it.

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Meno,

What do you mean? Snorting lemonade is one of my best things.

Open Grove Claudia said...

Ok, that's hilarious. Of course you have to add some condom joke... uh...

Did they come in a flower sleeve?

That's the closest I can come... uh.. you know what I mean.

thethinker said...

Haha, that's priceless.

Echo said...

$7.99? That's pushing it!

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Claudia,

A flower sleeve... hmmmm.

Thinker!

I went looking for you today and saw that you were still in New Orleans. I hope you're having a fantastic vacation.

Echo,

I think the nursery is in Indiana or another heartland state. Penises come cheaper there than in the big cities, you know.

Thanks for your visit here.

Jocelyn said...

Now *that* would be a Valentine's Day present.

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Jocelyn,

Would you like to place an order?

mist1 said...

I've had lots of cut penis. It's uncut penis that's hard to find.

Laurie said...

Very funny! And ouch!

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Mist,

As long as they shave the thorns off the stem.

Laurie,

Uh oh. Did they miss one?

Welcome and thanks for coming by.

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

I will bravely stand by goodthomas in the midst of this female readers' comments flurry. I assume it's some mistake, right? Only i can't imagine what it was meant to say. Eeeeep, I'm outta here.

Thailand Gal said...

I have to admit that I wondered where Allisonville is ~ and whether someone did that intentionally. It's hard to imagine anyone accidentally doing it. LOL Very funny sign!


Peace,

~Chani

furiousBall said...

$7.99 for a penis? Man, inflation is bad these days.

jali said...

I love it too!

I wonder what they meant...

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Squirrel,

I suspect they meant "peonies." Or maybe there is a penis flower that I'm not aware of.

In Hawaii, they refer to Anthurium as "boy flower" because of its long stamen.

Chani,

It crossed my mind that it may have been intentional. Otherwise, that's some mighty bad spelling.

Furious,

Really. Flowers should be worth more than that.

Jali,

It's hard to say. I wonder what vaginas are going for these days.

velvet girl said...

How funny!

I would imagine that in a vase on a bedside table would really spoil the mood.

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Velvet,

Oh, I don't know. It depends on the mood. And the vase. Presentation is everything.

EsLocura said...

some days a cut penis is just what a girl needs to make the day worth while.

Lee said...

Ohhh...someone's in Trouble! That was hilarious!

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Eslocura,

And for only $7.99, who could argue?

Lee,

Damn. Misplaced my clippers again. Now what can I put in that vase on the mantel?