Friday, August 04, 2006

So Many Morons, so little time

The envelope, please. Our Mother-of-the-Year award goes to... Melanie Griffith! Apparently it's impossible to die of an overdose of collagen because she was observed this week in Beverly Hills, dangling a cigarette from those massive honking lips while sparking her 17-year old daughter's with a lighter.

If she wants to commit suicide a smoke at a time, that's her business. But encouraging her own child to do so is simply criminal, even if the legal smoking age were not 18. Surely there are better ways to bond.

I fail to grasp how adorable they will look in their matching mother-and-daughter iron lungs, right before the designer coffins. Does she share her cocaine with her children, too?

Her teenage daughter is not her party pal. She is supposed to protect this girl from danger and guide her to make healthy choices for her future. That means ensuring that she HAS one, not feeding her into the jaws of an addiction that will take years off her life, age her prematurely, and make her smell nasty besides. HOW COULD SHE?

Can somebody please tell me What is WRONG With this Woman?


d~ said...

A few years ago I worked with a woman who took her children to Disneyland one weekend and saw Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas and their kids there. They were all standing around waiting for a ride.

My coworker said that Melanie would do everything she could to call attention to herself and then act irritated that people were recognizing her. I guess she put on quite a show.

urban-urchin said...

Are you kidding??? That's more wrong then her most current facelift.

You know it's saying something when your mom looks better than you do. Tippi Hendren looks great, but Melanie is a bit of a freakshow.

I should send her a picture of my uncle who rode cross country on his bicycle at 38 who now at 72 is dying of cancer and severe emphesyma. It's a pretty picture.

heartinsanfrancisco said...



She seems to be several tacos short of a combination platter.



And a freakshow. Sorry about your uncle. There is no excuse for anyone to start smoking today with so many sad examples around us.

katrice said...

Antonio Banderas is way too hot for this head case. Maybe not a good judge of character though.

I guess at the end of the day, even idiots happen to become famous.

I'm thoroughly enjoying your blog. Thanks for visiting mine!

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Hey, Katrice. Couldn't agree more on Antonio Banderas. He must be brain-dead or something. She's not even attractive, which is the usual excuse for being with someone so empty and stupid. She may have been once, but she's availed herself of wayyyy too many plastic surgeons.

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Gee, did that sound a bit, you know, catty? My mother used to say, if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. But I've always been enchanted with Alice Roosevelt Longworth, daughter of Theodore, who supposedly said, If you can't say anything nice, sit right here next to me.