Saturday, August 19, 2006

Much Shit, No Fan


People who don't clean up after their dogs are troglodytes who belong in a cave, rude brutes with defective brains, offensive and degenerate. (And I LIKE dogs.)

Why do they think it's just fine to walk around leaving a trail for other people to fall into? Well, it isn't. It's arrogant and lazy to have so little regard for the comfort of others. Dog owners who do this should be buried alive in a big steaming pile of poop.

Everyone who knows what happened to me today raise their hands.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

More applause (and applesauce) for you today. I hate that too! I actually have a neighbor who has no fence and allows her dog outside to relieve himself, only because there is no fence to put boundaries on his travels he feels free to leave parcels on other people's lawns, by the community mailboxes, and in all the neighborhood green spaces. Every time I see that dog squatting, I want to roll up a newspaper, ring that lady's doorbell, and bang her on the nose with it.

heartinsanfrancisco said...

L.O.L.!! I'd really like to hide and watch that one! I hope it's a nice, thick Sunday paper wrapped around a baseball bat.

jali said...

The Karma gods will see to those owners...

I hate it too.

heartinsanfrancisco said...

As ye sow, ye reap. (Or is that reek?)

I wonder what form their karma will take.

kwesi said...

Okay, ok heart you have me lmao. This was a great post and i'm so sorry that you had such a shitty experience.

heartinsanfrancisco said...

ME, TOO!!! It's getting so a stroll down the street is like Old MacDonald. Here a shit, there a shit, everywhere a shit shit.