Here is a sampling of recent email spam I've received. Sometimes I wonder if it's a secret code, but life is too short to ponder such things for long.
Can anyone give me One Reason why I would open killer ads like these? And perhaps more to the point, who does?
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9 comments:
Billy Boy, you've done a lot of drugs, haven't you?
Uh huh.
Imaginary drugs for imaginary beings. At least it's hard to overdose on placebos. Especially if you're, um, you know...
you get the most interesting guests:) and im shocked that you dont have penis enlargement ads in your spam ? I have plenty and would be glad to share with you if youre feeling deprived or anything lol
ive lurked around here quite a few times , for some reason i even thought i had commented on your bulk shopping bin storey ..things that make ya go hmmmmm...
thanks for stopping by my blog today :)
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I WAS getting those mega-penis ads for awhile, even by postal mail, which really surprised me because I don't have a unisex name. (Or a penis.) So I'm not feeling awfully deprived or even depraved. But thank you, Kim, for your most generous offer. And for visiting my blog!
The British probably spell "story" with an "e."
See? You could have fooled me.
My spam filter in Yahoo has collected 4685 pieces of junk mail in the last month. I don't really use that address anymore, but I peeked in to see what's there. I've been approved for a bunch of mortgages and credit cards. The government has issued me a grant about 100 times and my African cousins are still waiting for me to send them my banking information. I have cousins in China and England too, it seems. A lot of hot young girls appear to want me (I would probably need that penis enlargement thing).
Well, it sounds as if you're going to have your, uh, HANDS full, doesn't it?
Isn't it amazing how a bank account can bring families together?
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