Monday, August 07, 2006

Alphabet Soup

Here is a sampling of recent email spam I've received. Sometimes I wonder if it's a secret code, but life is too short to ponder such things for long.

Can anyone give me One Reason why I would open killer ads like these? And perhaps more to the point, who does?

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Highly surface postal
Riley maurer or whether apartment
gets medical Remarkably sometimes the cola
Rosario hopper was well payment
Are Brent Esposito if Katherine
Re: Are give an misstatement lint
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nothing horizon proud front turning
been fluorescent of valuable
hinder was saw adam
no pointed go inexpedient
few befoul already refund
used inquiry who duration


ImaginaryBilly said...

Beat poetry!

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Billy Boy, you've done a lot of drugs, haven't you?

ImaginaryBilly said...

La di da di da
The beat goes on!

I ingest massive amounts of placebos.

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Uh huh.

Imaginary drugs for imaginary beings. At least it's hard to overdose on placebos. Especially if you're, um, you know...

kim said...

you get the most interesting guests:) and im shocked that you dont have penis enlargement ads in your spam ? I have plenty and would be glad to share with you if youre feeling deprived or anything lol
ive lurked around here quite a few times , for some reason i even thought i had commented on your bulk shopping bin storey ..things that make ya go hmmmmm...

thanks for stopping by my blog today :)

kim said...

i can spell i SWEAR !!

-e from story jeez

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heartinsanfrancisco said...

I WAS getting those mega-penis ads for awhile, even by postal mail, which really surprised me because I don't have a unisex name. (Or a penis.) So I'm not feeling awfully deprived or even depraved. But thank you, Kim, for your most generous offer. And for visiting my blog!

heartinsanfrancisco said...

The British probably spell "story" with an "e."

See? You could have fooled me.

jali said...

My spam filter in Yahoo has collected 4685 pieces of junk mail in the last month. I don't really use that address anymore, but I peeked in to see what's there. I've been approved for a bunch of mortgages and credit cards. The government has issued me a grant about 100 times and my African cousins are still waiting for me to send them my banking information. I have cousins in China and England too, it seems. A lot of hot young girls appear to want me (I would probably need that penis enlargement thing).

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Well, it sounds as if you're going to have your, uh, HANDS full, doesn't it?

Isn't it amazing how a bank account can bring families together?