Friday, August 04, 2006

Give the Little Lady a Dildo *


A 44-year-old woman in Germany sicked the cops on her husband in the middle of the night, complaining that he was not fulfilling his sexual obligations.

She reportedly woke him up and demanded that he perform. When he refused, she um, blew the whistle.

Several embarrassed police officers uh, came, although apparently no one else did, and stated that they could not issue a citation "because no crime or infringement could be identified." They did, however, file a report in case intervention (hee hee) might be required at a later date.



* There is no picture accompanying this post.

4 comments:

d~ said...

...and I'm REALLY okay with no picture of this!

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Thanks, d~. I knew you'd understand.

ProudMary said...

good lord. where did you find this? can't you play canasta, or something?!

heartinsanfrancisco said...

You know I hate cards. Ditto, mah jongg.

I can't imagine why this would offend someone who has a restroom sign as her self-portrait. :<)