Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Make PETA Extinct


PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) has lost its way. For weeks they have been shoving Pamela Anderson down our throats as a contestant on Dancing With the Stars, and now they have announced the winners of their Sexiest Vegetarian contest. The female winner is - surprise! a Pamela Anderson look-alike: Voluntary blond hair, collagen-laced lips and of course, grotesquely enhanced mammaries. Why didn't they just select a cow to win their trip to Maui? They're vegetarians, too. I didn't include her name because bimbos all have interchangeable parts.

Pamela Anderson may be an animal lover, but she also owes about $500,000 on her Income Tax. Not my definition of ethical. She is no stranger to these pages, however. I first blogged about her when I was a newbie. The marriage I sneered wrote about ended less than a year later after she allegedly feigned a miscarriage to dance on other men's tables, but alas, she is still with us.

I liked PETA better when they were protecting penguins in Antarctica.

9 comments:

TechnoBabe said...

I do so like it when you speak your mind on subjects that need to be brought to the forefront, not like the huge boobs either. Flaunting the pouty lips and huge breasts is not the way to reach the truly caring ethical activists. What idiot said all things in life must be lowered to the level of intellect of an fence in order to attract people willing to work for the cause?

meno said...

In my opinion PETA jumped the shark a long time ago.

Also, both my husband and i shudder in horror whenever we see Pamela Sue Anderson. She's just so CREEPY looking.

secret agent woman said...

I have lost patience with PETA. The idea behind them is admirable, but they have sunk to the tawdry and wouldn't get a penny of my money or a moment of my time. And I have ZERO respect for those of the plastic boob persuasion.

Cloudia said...

So let's you & me speak up for the animals when we can.



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nick said...

Indeed, why do they think the only persuasive vegetarian is a sexy one? Aside from the fact that some of us might not find a plastic-surgery victim sexy? What's wrong with the simple fact that vegetarians are healthier and live longer?

Loved your earlier post about Pamela! Or should that be Pamelargerthebetter?

mrwriteon said...

Ah, dear Pam. I used to see her every morning when she worked at a gym just down the street from where I worked. Yes, she was a local girl, just like Kim Cattrall. Something in the water, methinks. That was before fame and really big silicone tits took over Pam's realm of reality.

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Babe,

Boobs to the forefront! :) I totally agree with your assessment that they are pandering to the lowest common denominator.

Meno,

I fail to see what artificial homo sapien mammaries have to do with saving endangered animals. And yes, Ms. Anderson is definitely creepy looking. In my view, all the lip-and-boob enhanced people are.

Agent,

I hate to see people turn themselves into caricatures. PETA used to stand for something I believed in, but not any longer.

Cloudia,

Increasingly, I find that I prefer animals to people. They are often far more decent and forgiving.

Nick,

That post was so early in my blog that hardly anyone read it. The woman is a mess by any standard.

Ian,

I'd forgotten that Pamela was Canadian. I bet it makes you proud. Kim Cattrall still looks great while Pamela Anderson is a cautionary tale on plastic surgery.

Wanderlust Scarlett said...

Ugh. Just... UGH.
That is all.



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heartinsanfrancisco said...

Scarlett,

Yup. Just... YUP.
That is all.