Monday, June 04, 2007

Missing in Action

I'm going to the City of Angels today, and will be back on Sunday.

I will not be visiting the L.A. County Jail, or smuggling a file in chocolate cake to Ms. Hilton.

I probably won't be online while I'm gone, but will catch up with your great blogs when I get back.

You will all be missed.


Ian Lidster said...

Well, I for one (probably of thousands) am going to miss you. Have a great time in La-La Land, and definitely don't slip Paris a file. I want her to do her time!
Bon Voyage.

Voyager said...

L.A. gets a bad rap, but I like it. At least to visit. Have fun.

heartinsanfrancisco said...


Still lingering here, like an illness that won't go away.

I might stop by to peer through the bars and laugh.


I like L.A., too, and my daughter is there.

Lone Grey Squirrel said...

Isn't Ms. Hilton's latest accomodation part of the L.A. celebrity homes tour? Be careful but have fun.

mist1 said...

Ms. Hilton does not eat cake.

thailandchani said...

Safe travels. Too bad you can't get over to Lynwood to leave a big box of chocolate for Paris. She could use a few pounds, leh?




QT said...

Have an absolutely great time!

EsLocura said...

have a fabulous time. I'll be here eating cake and watching the cats.

flutter said...

have fun lady

Open Grove Claudia said...

Enjoy your time with the Angels! I bet you'll have a great time. I'll miss you!

meno said...

Make sure you take a handgun, i hear it's needed for driving on the freeways.

MsLittlePea said...

Yay ! Have fun be safe. Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Jay said...

I hope that you're going for happy reasons and that you enjoy yourself while you're there.

Liz said...

Yee-haw! You're somewhere in this city! How awesome. Hope you are having fun despite the cool/overcast weather this week.

Josie said...

Omigoodness, Hearts, you will be missed too. BTW, did you get a load of Ms. Hilton's mug shot? It looks like an entry in her modelling portfolio. I wonder how long it took her to practice that.

Have a great trip.


urban-urchin said...

Have a great trip (are you visiting your daughter?)

Anonymous said...

Enjoy your time in LA!

Christina_the_wench said...

I disagree. do EVERYTHING I would do. *snorts*

Can you at least stop by and fling some mud into her cell? I'd love to see her wig out that her make up got messed up.

jali said...

Are you auditioning for:

America's got Talent Or Whatever It's Called
So, You Think You Can Dance
Some Chef Show
That Directing Show on Fox
A Soap Opera
A Movie
A Commercial?

Whatever you do, have a ball!

Pendullum said...

Have a wonderful trip!!!

Odat said...

Have fun, be safe, I'll miss ya!

The CEO said...

Have a wonderful trip, I am still thinking about your last post now that I am back online.

Jocelyn said...

Dang, but you are COLD.

Leaving Paris on her own, to fight off the tough ladies.

Cece said...

Can you see me waving at you?!

Wanderlust Scarlett said...

OK, you've been gone too long, you can come back any time now.


velvet girl said...

Ms. Hilton isn't even in jail anymore, the spoiled trollop.

Hope you had a good trip. :)

thethinker said...

Have a great trip!

katrice said...

I finally caught up! Patiently waiting for your return...

heartinsanfrancisco said...


You are a funny man. She probably had the cell with the ocean view and the hot tub.


I do, though. Preferably without metal implements in them.


Oh, damn. I knew there was something I meant to do while I was there.


Thank you.


No Kit Kats?


I always do.


Angels are my best thing.


No, actually, that's San Francisco you heard about. Really. L.A. drivers are more skilled and sedate.

Sweet Pea,

So I can do ANYthing? Oh, yeah. I like that.


Thank you for that. My daughter had surgery and the report was good.


I thought of you. I know it was gloomy last week, but it was so gorgeous while I was there that it was hard to leave.

We even got to the beach (Santa Monica) once. Mmmmmmmm.


I did see it. In fact, I downloaded it for this post, but couldn't bring myself to besmirch my blog in that way.

Now that's a face you want to smack.


Yes, my youngest.


I did. Now I'm back to real life again.


It seems she was released even earlier than "early." I think it's appalling, if not surprising.

If only everyone's "debts to society" were so easily satisfied.


I wish I'd thought of any of those things to do while I was there. Maybe dancing in a chef's toque while directing a movie.


Thank you!!!


I missed you, too. I'll be along to see what's new soon.


I had to arrow back to see what my last post was. Obviously, I've been gone too long.

Welcome back to you, too.


You found me out. I'm cold. and I think Paris Hilton is about as appealing as 3-day old garbage in the dumpster behind a fish restaurant.


You'll have to wave louder.


I'm back!! thank you for the great welcome.


Yeah, it seems they couldn't handle all that princessly crying. Yukkk.

Can you imagine that kind of "justice" for a poor non-white kid who nobody's ever heard of? the court system should be ashamed.


Thank you. It's nice to be back online. I didn't shake nearly as much as I expected.


Hey! I'm back!! Catch you later.