Wednesday, June 14, 2006

You Know Who You Are

Is it narcissism or cheapness that makes you think you can do your own commercials better than the professionals? Listen up, people: Your family is nowhere near as appealing as you think, and you, yourself, have a cheesy smile and poor diction. Your homemade ads are such a turnoff that it must be impacting your business and if you keep it up, you may have to eat the family dog soon. You've been warned.

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