It's so hard being the black sheep of the family. Even when you don't feel like it, you have to live down to their expectations.
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Sure, it's like, "Huh, Thanksgiving is only two weeks away. I need to get two DWI arrests, almost overdose on crack, and bring the skankiest girl I can find home with me if I'm going to outdue myself last year!"
Sounds like a plan. It's tough, though. Every State Occasion is like Opening Night. And you're the main act. But hey, it's family. How could we do less?
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Sure, it's like, "Huh, Thanksgiving is only two weeks away. I need to get two DWI arrests, almost overdose on crack, and bring the skankiest girl I can find home with me if I'm going to outdue myself last year!"
Sounds like a plan. It's tough, though. Every State Occasion is like Opening Night. And you're the main act. But hey, it's family. How could we do less?
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