In Germany, a man in the throes of divorce decided to divide the assets of his marriage out of court. He measured his conjugal home carefully before chain sawing through the wooden roof and wall, then removed his half with a forklift truck, thereby proving that a house divided cannot stand.
He is a mason by trade, a husband by default.
"The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."
I wonder if they had children.
