I think it's hilarious. Thanks, Elle!
This woman is walking the World for Breast Cancer. Please pass her on so that she can reach her destination. Say a prayer for all those who are affected by this terrible disease. She's walking around the world - via e-mail!!
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Very good! The wall of TP is rather impressive. :)
Peace,
~Chani
It is. And every one is on a roller 'cause women know how to do that.
My wife has occasionally threatened me with the procedure shown in the last cartoon.
:o)I could have used that 'any' key when I was learning this contraption.
Bob,
I bet you shaped up in a hurry.
Ms. Pea,
Or better yet, a telepathic computer that just knows what you mean and types it. Kind of like a secretary, or a wife.
Okay, the MANOGRAM frightens me.
Haha, that's great. Especially the Manogram.
Thaks for the cancer support reminder as well as the jpgs! :-)
Thanks for the smiles. I think that penis cancer is a serious issue and every man should get a manogram every year after they turn 40.
Stewart,
It frightens me for you.
Thinker,
Hee hee.
Dave,
It is a serious issue, but that spoonful of sugar helps.
Meno,
I'm sure you're onto something, and I, for one, will do everything I can to promote penis health at least once a year.
I wish cars were organized by color.
I'm a missing something? I thought women already controlled the world.
Thanks for supporting the cancer cause.
Mist,
And shoes, too. Did you see the shoedriver?
Squirrel,
We do. But there's always room for improvement.
Cute!
I totally relate to the red car, blue car theme. Too bad that doesn't happen in real life.
I wonder where I can get that computer mouse. I could use that.
That hammer and screwdriver kit killed me.
Miao,
Thank you for coming by. You have a very cool blog, although I can't read the Chinese part of it. I wish I could.
Jay,
It would make finding my car a lot easier in public parking garages when I can't remember where I parked. Or maybe not: My car is white.
Djn,
If that's your color. It looks pretty basic, and sooo useful.
Lee,
I liked that one, too. It only comes in one color -- girly pink.
Is it wrong that the dickogram kinda turned me on?
Fball,
I'm not gonna touch that one.
That's hilarious! I love the toliet seat chained down. The number of times I've fallen in to the loo in the middle of the night....
Yes the manogram should be instituted as a yearly procedure from 40 on...
Urchin,
Few things make me angrier than a post-midnight splash. I shouldn't have to turn on the light since I know where everything is.
The manogram is only fair. Why should women have all the fun?
Cute...I've seen this and love it...great cause too!
Peace
Odat,
Yes, a great cause for sure.
As is the one regarding chained down toilet seats.
I can't get beyond Furiousball's comment. Yes, Furiousball, it's wrong, honey. I don't know who's been mean to you, but you can escape the Manogram-turn-on-trap.
Jocelyn,
The doctor is in. 5 cents. Don't yank the football.
I have seen this email before and I think it is brilliant. The TP wall is hilarious, as is the Manogram. HAHa.
Very funny stuff.
Though embarassed to be a man.
They just have to come up with a better way to check for breast cancer than mammograms -- that is just not fair. For anyone.
I have recently stopped turning on the bathroom light at night, it makes going back to sleep easier. Since it is dark, I sit down to do my business.
And I NEVER forget to make sure the seat is down.
Ryane,
I get a lot of forwarded e-mails, and most are stupid. I thought this one was funny, and that it served a good cause.
Thomas,
We all wish they would build a better mousetrap. And yes, that IS a suitable analogy.
Bob,
You get a gold star for that.
You're a Gold Star Pisser.
No self-respecting woman would use her heel for a hammer. It might break. Cmon!
Christina,
You're so right. The one or two times I may have had to use a shoe for a hammer, I held it by the heel and smacked the nail with the sole, which didn't work very well either.
I have hammers in several sizes. I do not have any in pink, however.
I love it! I do have to say, I'm pretty lucky b/c Mister puts the toilet seat down about 90% of the time.
Cece,
So does Flip. He likes living.
Oh, how funny.
I have to say that I like the toilet seat chain thing the best. I'm lucky in that hubby leaves the seat and lid down every time, but it's more to prevent having to retrieve items that might get knocked in (the previous owner put the medicine cabinet partly above the toilet... how stupid is that?).
Still, I've been there. Ew.
-velvet
Velvet,
The seat and lid stay down in our house, too. But I have had the delightful and refreshing baptism by toilet experience in the past.
Hey! They have my screwdriver set!!!
Olives,
I have the same set, except mine is blue. The Barbie Pink one was a little too girly.
This is very heartfelt for me as I have lost three good friends to breast cancer...
Pendullum,
I'm so sorry. It affect most of us in some way, but three close friends is three more than your share of heartache.
I have trouble understanding why they haven't found a cure yet.
I like the Manogram.
I'm hoping medical science is humane enough to come up with a painless mammogram machine by the time I'm 40. My life hangs in the balance.
Katrice,
I hope so, too.
Remember that family history can be overridden, and is not a death sentence.
I think I'll get a little creative and make a tin foil chain to put over the toilet seat - I want to see what A will do.
HHAA!! These are great.
Except the manogram one. I'm not too fond of that idea. :0
Jali,
You're such a fun-loving girl. Please let us know how he reacts.
Kevin,
It isn't pretty, and could probably be used with great success to interrogate prisoners of war.
Very funny! Although the manogram hurt a little to see ;-)
Michael,
What is it with you guys? Every one of you commented on the manogram, and nobody noticed the pretty flowers in the bowling alley. Sheesh.
Hey, there's pretty flowers in the bowling alley......that's just not natural!
I don't know why the rest of the guys are so upset about the manogram. That's nothing compared with the "nuts-cracker". Trust the squirrel on this.
Squirrel,
I gather you're not talking about that clever little device that cracks walnuts and pecans for me.
You're right. I'll have to trust you on this.
Could you bring your ruffled shark over for a visit? I'm very taken with him.
Found my way here via Lone Grey Squirrel's blog. I think you were the only other person besides me who thought the frilled shark was beautiful, so I though I'd better visit. About the manogram - I have often thought that if the only way to check for testicular cancer was by pressing them between two plates of glass, researchers would come up with an alternate method in about three seconds. Wish they would for us!
Csl,
I agree that far more time, money and effort is put into curing specifically male diseases than female ones. (Men can get breast cancer, but it's rare. Women, as far as I know, do NOT get testicular cancer. Ever.)
I'm so glad you came by. I visited you back and bookmarked your blog for easy access.
Clever. But I suggest in addition to the 'any' key you add the 'or' key. peace.
Pawlie and/or Laughorist,
Thanks for the suggestion. I'll get right on it.
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