tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post7180215603388967052..comments2023-09-26T04:56:13.105-07:00Comments on Guilty With An Explanation: Joy To My World!heartinsanfranciscohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comBlogger71125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-15723804091045663062007-12-22T10:09:00.000-08:002007-12-22T10:09:00.000-08:00Star,Hey, don't you be dissin' Marcella now, or he...Star,<BR/><BR/>Hey, don't you be dissin' Marcella now, or her toenails. Marcella rules. Just ask her.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-14268867203662648892007-12-21T20:18:00.000-08:002007-12-21T20:18:00.000-08:00You are a RIOT!the toenail clippingsline is the be...You are a RIOT!<BR/><BR/>the toenail clippings<BR/>line is the best.MartiniCocoahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12509335664000215080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-19703007213448899562007-12-19T09:16:00.000-08:002007-12-19T09:16:00.000-08:00Angela,Thank you!! Katrice,Really? I want YOUR f...Angela,<BR/><BR/>Thank you!! <BR/><BR/>Katrice,<BR/><BR/>Really? I want YOUR friends. Such letters are perfectly obnoxious and always make me cringe.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-12238429570891836812007-12-19T00:32:00.000-08:002007-12-19T00:32:00.000-08:00I have never heard of, nor received, a brag letter...I have never heard of, nor received, a brag letter before. I am much more blessed than I ever knew!katricehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08336539038616743309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-81591722478664856372007-12-18T16:12:00.000-08:002007-12-18T16:12:00.000-08:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Angelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09609676792430545424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-58649985142039016862007-12-18T16:11:00.000-08:002007-12-18T16:11:00.000-08:00Woman, you have a gift! A gift, I'm tellin' ya!Woman, you have a gift! A gift, I'm tellin' ya!Angelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09609676792430545424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-46412332850426597992007-12-17T12:14:00.000-08:002007-12-17T12:14:00.000-08:00Thirty Something,So nice to see you back! Glad I ...Thirty Something,<BR/><BR/>So nice to see you back! Glad I could make you smile.<BR/><BR/>Scarlett,<BR/><BR/>It would for sure.<BR/><BR/>Rachel,<BR/><BR/>Don't worry. My name is not really Marcella but I'm ducking, just in case.<BR/><BR/>If you are not one of the two Rachels I already know, thank you for coming by!heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-85017659481805873952007-12-17T11:08:00.000-08:002007-12-17T11:08:00.000-08:00Thank god you were being facetious. Otherwise, I'd...Thank god you were being facetious. Otherwise, I'd have vomited. Projectile.<BR/><BR/>As it was, I laughed heartily. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-15764938529046618382007-12-17T10:25:00.000-08:002007-12-17T10:25:00.000-08:00HA ha ha!!! We just did!But if we did another one,...HA ha ha!!! <BR/><BR/>We just did!<BR/><BR/>But if we did another one, it would be lots of fun.<BR/><BR/>Scarlett & ViaggiatoreWanderlust Scarletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00551514192060606454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-52170442179665364382007-12-17T04:18:00.000-08:002007-12-17T04:18:00.000-08:00HILARIOUS! And very liberating to write I bet! An ...HILARIOUS! And very liberating to write I bet! An idea...send it out...<BR/>Thnaks for sharing this, I enjoyed it.thirtysomethinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11564139651442295144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-70916402766192133102007-12-16T20:53:00.000-08:002007-12-16T20:53:00.000-08:00Sweet Pea,Marcella has asked me to tell you that s...Sweet Pea,<BR/><BR/>Marcella has asked me to tell you that she is NOT one of your neighbors, and what is more, she hates the concept of neighborhoods and thinks they're tacky.<BR/><BR/>Rachel,<BR/><BR/>Marcella only learned the word "collective" recently and likes to use it as often as possible.<BR/><BR/>Dan,<BR/><BR/>No, no no! Send them a photo of Lulu, preferably sitting on Santa's knee or even better, clawing his beard.<BR/><BR/>Desertpea,<BR/><BR/>I think those who send brag letter just need the validation that they really do exist, and that their lives have not been wasted.<BR/><BR/>Monty ,<BR/><BR/>You raise a very good point. I'm sure she did have someone carry and birth her children because after all, no one could possibly expect HER to do it.<BR/><BR/>If they are smoking cigars, I hope they stay far out to sea and that the wind is blowing in another direction from where I am.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-7640270512259758212007-12-16T20:37:00.000-08:002007-12-16T20:37:00.000-08:00Dear Hearts,I always wonder who had Marcella's chi...Dear Hearts,<BR/><BR/>I always wonder who had Marcella's children for her. She surely didn't have time for them herself. I'll bet she and her husband smoke cigars on the yacht though! Cubans, not Dominicans, naturally.<BR/><BR/>MontyThe CEOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02132181032041726978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-87003919149882277202007-12-16T13:01:00.000-08:002007-12-16T13:01:00.000-08:00Just brilliant. Amazing how much crap people can a...Just brilliant. Amazing how much crap people can accumulate in one letter - LOLblooming desertpeahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03123794891431225612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-34519413001125447432007-12-16T10:35:00.000-08:002007-12-16T10:35:00.000-08:00ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!Oh my God! You HAVE to send this t...ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>Oh my God! You HAVE to send this to everyone who sends you a brag sheet! What's up with that anyway? And why do some people send Christmas cards that are basically just photos of their kids?? Maybe I'll send them a photo of my new desktop computer! :)<BR/><BR/>Very, very funny piece my sweet friend! {{{{{ HUGS }}}}}Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09763751210167358084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-76343890813258960892007-12-16T10:19:00.000-08:002007-12-16T10:19:00.000-08:00lol! eat your collective hearts out. so so so tr...lol! eat your collective hearts out. so so so true!!Rachel Schellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08993337201786554035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-87454316011267227982007-12-16T07:15:00.000-08:002007-12-16T07:15:00.000-08:00Um, Marcella? Are you sure you're not one of my o...Um, Marcella? Are you sure you're not one of my obnoxious neighbors?LittlePeahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17890731735785145148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-63533985707841053952007-12-15T21:05:00.000-08:002007-12-15T21:05:00.000-08:00Dave,Oh, do you own a sailing yacht, too? And a f...Dave,<BR/><BR/>Oh, do you own a sailing yacht, too? And a famous diamond?<BR/><BR/>Thanks for your visit, and please send me a copy of your new and improved brag letter.<BR/><BR/>Josie,<BR/><BR/>And what does rhyme with "multiple sclerosis?"<BR/><BR/>Neurosis?<BR/>Cirrhosis?<BR/>Halitosis?heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-56468893870483159832007-12-15T20:59:00.000-08:002007-12-15T20:59:00.000-08:00Oh, hearts, this is too funny!I once had a friend ...Oh, hearts, this is too funny!<BR/><BR/>I once had a friend who wrote her Christmas letter all in poetry. Every single thing, good or bad, that had happened to her family during that year, was written in poetry.<BR/><BR/>Can you imagine trying to rhyme multiple sclerosis? She did it, and managed to elicit gales of laughter from yours truly. I don't think that was the response she intended. Her poor, unfortunate family member who had contracted multiple sclerosis must have been horrified.Johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06979114933441527890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-21326566875545976792007-12-15T20:29:00.000-08:002007-12-15T20:29:00.000-08:00Wow... I think I'll have to rewrite my "brag lett...Wow... I think I'll have to rewrite my "brag letter" after reading this one! LOLDavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15371849934851785096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-41822208041087220532007-12-15T10:43:00.000-08:002007-12-15T10:43:00.000-08:00Pam,You met someone whose hero is the Marquis de S...Pam,<BR/><BR/>You met someone whose hero is the Marquis de Sade? I don't know whether to laugh or cry.<BR/><BR/>James works too hard to send Christmas cards. His gold-digging spouse does all the bragging.<BR/><BR/>Claudia,<BR/><BR/>Start packing. I need a new bikini or ten. Tahiti Nui beckons.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-52812609121801848452007-12-15T10:29:00.000-08:002007-12-15T10:29:00.000-08:00All right, then we'll make James were the Hope dia...All right, then we'll make James were the Hope diamond and still cash in on the insurance. Either way, we're taking a nice trip this winter! ;)Open Grove Claudiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08130539510552780606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-45587643200119541792007-12-14T19:49:00.000-08:002007-12-14T19:49:00.000-08:00Nooooooooo waaaaaaaaaaay!!!Hearts I think I met th...Nooooooooo waaaaaaaaaaay!!!<BR/><BR/>Hearts I think I met this James this morning, he is awful, what came out of his mouth was awful, his hero is awful ..<BR/><BR/>Marquis de Sade !!!<BR/><BR/>I didn't know this guy existed, he was real! a rapist and paedophile, an abuser, sadism was named after him!!<BR/><BR/>Strewth.<BR/><BR/>James is one big jerk Hearts,don't send him a xmas card back, stuff him.Siennahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15387267690900119245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-54943481431008109682007-12-14T16:10:00.000-08:002007-12-14T16:10:00.000-08:00Scarlett,We should conspire, I mean, COLLABORATE o...Scarlett,<BR/><BR/>We should conspire, I mean, COLLABORATE on something.<BR/><BR/>Molly,<BR/><BR/>I'm with you. They have far more entertainment power than anyone's toenails, although I suspect that hysterical laughter (and noting grammatical & spelling errors, if any) is probably not the desired effect.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-54045495797818288062007-12-14T12:54:00.000-08:002007-12-14T12:54:00.000-08:00We still get a few every year, but not as many. Ma...We still get a few every year, but not as many. Maybe the perpetrators copped on to how self serving they were. I get enough junk and impersonal mail without getting it from supposed "friends!"! I do still read those we get, for the entertainment value. My husband gives them a withering look and goes back to his book/newspaper/toenail clipping/staring into space, leaving them unread......mollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03797484583400519909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-29426849537231966932007-12-14T11:13:00.000-08:002007-12-14T11:13:00.000-08:00Hearts, you started it... that is only an addition...Hearts, you started it... that is only an addition to the thread that came from you!<BR/><BR/>;o)<BR/><BR/>and what fun!!<BR/><BR/>Scarlett & ViaggiatoreWanderlust Scarletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00551514192060606454noreply@blogger.com