tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post4941799643145763403..comments2023-09-26T04:56:13.105-07:00Comments on Guilty With An Explanation: The Law is a Assheartinsanfranciscohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-62486264835896277412009-03-15T17:46:00.000-07:002009-03-15T17:46:00.000-07:00Claudia,Maybe the incident wasn't reported in Denv...Claudia,<BR/><BR/>Maybe the incident wasn't reported in Denver to avoid a citizen uprising.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-80862536836816764792009-03-14T14:06:00.000-07:002009-03-14T14:06:00.000-07:00wow. I missed the bus driver story. Who knew? I di...wow. I missed the bus driver story. Who knew? I didn't know they even gave jaywalking tickets here. Guess it was a slow day?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-45025863650910472432009-03-05T18:58:00.000-08:002009-03-05T18:58:00.000-08:00Vicky,I'm sure it is. Everything is against the la...Vicky,<BR/><BR/>I'm sure it is. Everything is against the law somewhere.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for coming by!heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-73237066168270682662009-03-05T18:41:00.000-08:002009-03-05T18:41:00.000-08:00I sent links to this page to everyone I know....wh...I sent links to this page to everyone I know....which is probably against the law somewhere.<BR/><BR/>Still laughing....Vicky aka Stichrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02398784887410187456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-67409976951741021452009-03-04T20:42:00.000-08:002009-03-04T20:42:00.000-08:00Molly,No, we certainly wouldn't want that. You'd b...Molly,<BR/><BR/>No, we certainly wouldn't want that. You'd better send her two cows posthaste.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-49591013340564087272009-03-03T09:41:00.000-08:002009-03-03T09:41:00.000-08:00Are these for real?? I must notify my California G...Are these for real?? I must notify my California Girl immediately about that two cow law! I don't think she's aware of it. Wouldn't want her to end up in the slammer.....mollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03797484583400519909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-85704171010577378392009-03-02T09:54:00.000-08:002009-03-02T09:54:00.000-08:00Sister,What is the penalty for being caught with t...Sister,<BR/><BR/>What is the penalty for being caught with them in your pocket?<BR/><BR/>Is it ok to carry them openly, and not as a concealed weapon? Sometimes, you just need wire cutters.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-70766917122747684222009-03-02T08:44:00.000-08:002009-03-02T08:44:00.000-08:00In Texas it is still illegal to carry wire cutters...In Texas it is still illegal to carry wire cutters in your pocket. This dates back to the range war days of the late 1800s.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03354299078292553141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-51852065781668097242009-02-28T10:59:00.000-08:002009-02-28T10:59:00.000-08:00Val,Please do! Thank you so much for your visit.J...Val,<BR/><BR/>Please do! Thank you so much for your visit.<BR/><BR/>Jocelyn,<BR/><BR/>I'm sure we were twins separated at birth. And I really hate that you got the red hair. Mom always did like you better.<BR/><BR/>I was a debater in high school and felt that I had found my niche since I was naturally argumentative anyway. <BR/><BR/>I love your posts and am always sorry when they end, so when you say such nice things about mine, it makes me feel incredibly good.<BR/><BR/>Parlancheq,<BR/><BR/>There is nothing like extending stupidity in perpetuity.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-92185879406997153802009-02-27T21:20:00.000-08:002009-02-27T21:20:00.000-08:00Too funny. And too bad that in some spots they ac...Too funny. And too bad that in some spots they actually enforce ridiculous laws like that.Parlancheqhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01654624164313992281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-16292218770145885322009-02-27T21:02:00.000-08:002009-02-27T21:02:00.000-08:00You know, I always react strongly to your comments...You know, I always react strongly to your comments on my blog--they are so astute and clever and thoughtful.<BR/><BR/>Then I come here and read this and know I am meant to be your fan forever, that we are linked on some plane, somewhere. My first year of high school, when I really realized I could ROCK the forensics team and had a gift for speech...it was with a speech on just this topic, citing just such examples, and mocking them in just such a manner.<BR/><BR/>You'd have saved me many trips to the bathroom before each round of the tournament if you'd been there to give the speech for me. Clearly, you have the material in hand.Jocelynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03227519811818290510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-53998136476573707102009-02-27T19:03:00.000-08:002009-02-27T19:03:00.000-08:00Fabulous! Now I'm gonna go check out more of your ...Fabulous! <BR/><BR/>Now I'm gonna go check out more of your blog!Valhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01566477778406400875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-51421125145556033692009-02-27T17:37:00.000-08:002009-02-27T17:37:00.000-08:00Franki,What took you so long? I mean, thank you. ...Franki,<BR/><BR/>What took you so long? I mean, thank you. I would simper for you, but I don't simper very well.<BR/><BR/>Sunday is my favorite parachuting day, too. Why do you think I got married?<BR/><BR/>Monty,<BR/><BR/>I've noticed that. <BR/><BR/>If those injuries are not work-related, then nothing falls into that category. How convenient for the insurance companies, which surely do love collecting their premiums, though.<BR/><BR/>Chani,<BR/><BR/>They would probably outsource those jobs, too. <BR/><BR/>It makes sense, since most of them were written by aliens - and I don't mean humans from other countries.<BR/><BR/>Scarlett,<BR/><BR/>Now I'm beating myself up because I didn't move to Wyoming in time to get a free horse. Jail just wouldn't be the same without that reward at the end.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-81042744678920199142009-02-27T13:26:00.000-08:002009-02-27T13:26:00.000-08:00You have a lovely wicked sense of humor, fueled by...You have a lovely wicked sense of humor, fueled by a brilliant mind.<BR/>The combination is amazing and hilarious.<BR/><BR/>I love the Palin zinger the most, but only barely. Such subtle arrows you shoot, dear lady, and they all made their mark.<BR/><BR/>In Wyoming it is legal to have a spittoon at ones office desk and it is still legal to hang horse thieves.<BR/>Until very recently (when a woman who had a lot of time to research these things used it, after which it was immediately removed), anyone being paroled in Wyoming had the right to request a horse, an outfit and two hundred dollars in silver from the state.<BR/>They had to give it to her, but she was the last one.<BR/><BR/>Our politicians aren't making much progress, are they!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Scarlett & ViaggiatoreWanderlust Scarletthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00551514192060606454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-20548233060909159152009-02-27T13:12:00.000-08:002009-02-27T13:12:00.000-08:00Wow.. that would be a couple of full time jobs rig...Wow.. that would be a couple of full time jobs right there - just to clear all that garbage off the books! Can you believe....?? :)<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>~*thailandchanihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10171731740204067889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-60994736617229226652009-02-27T12:50:00.000-08:002009-02-27T12:50:00.000-08:00I agree that there are old laws that are crazy, an...I agree that there are old laws that are crazy, and there are also new ones that make little sense as you also point out. The ones that make me angry are the ones for the corporations. In Maryland, injuries on the job that can't be assigned to a specific accident, like tearing a rotatr cuff when carrying a heavy bag, aren't covered by Workman's Comp. The Legislature neatly relieved the Insurance Companies of liability for injuries like repetitive motion problems such carpal tunnel problems, etc. The Insurance Companies don't like to pay claims, just collect premiums.The CEOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02132181032041726978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-29602608787416493742009-02-27T11:32:00.000-08:002009-02-27T11:32:00.000-08:00What a fantastic list. I can never move back to Fl...What a fantastic list. I can never move back to Florida, for Sunday is my special skydiving day.<BR/><BR/>Sorry to be so absent. I posted just for you Susan.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-91912283017225591932009-02-27T10:00:00.000-08:002009-02-27T10:00:00.000-08:00Citizen,When I lived in TN, they had no open conta...Citizen,<BR/><BR/>When I lived in TN, they had no open container laws and many, many accidents ensued, so this one frankly shocks me.<BR/><BR/>Nick,<BR/><BR/>I feel your pain. I got a $100 ticket for double parking a few weeks ago, which ironically I almost never do although in SF, it is nothing to see entire extra lanes of parked cars in the street with no one in them.<BR/><BR/>Mark,<BR/><BR/>That must be it. It's good we're onto them. <BR/><BR/>Wisdom,<BR/><BR/>Laughs are good every day.<BR/><BR/>Thank you for your visit!<BR/><BR/>Van,<BR/><BR/>So you're saying that sorority houses are NOT brothels?<BR/><BR/>Who knew?<BR/><BR/>Meno,<BR/><BR/>Definitely. When the West coast falls into the sea as predicted, Oklahoma may be the new West coast.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-91768779278018589912009-02-27T09:04:00.000-08:002009-02-27T09:04:00.000-08:00It's good to know that we are protected from the e...It's good to know that we are protected from the evils of whale hunting in Oklahoma. The lawmakers were really ahead of the curve on that one.menohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18065283682414369608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-13518316951000097572009-02-27T07:30:00.000-08:002009-02-27T07:30:00.000-08:00when i was attending Georgia Tech, a sorority had ...when i was attending Georgia Tech, a sorority had to get a law repealed that basically said a house with more than 20 women living in it was a brothel... this was in 1989furiousBallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11158133736035219163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-32304667323715989362009-02-27T06:11:00.000-08:002009-02-27T06:11:00.000-08:00Absolutely hilarious! Thanks for the much needed ...Absolutely hilarious! Thanks for the much needed laugh today.Ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00652718092147177168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-57658777730927760832009-02-27T01:28:00.000-08:002009-02-27T01:28:00.000-08:00I bet there was a good reason for there being no w...I bet there was a good reason for there being no whale hunting in Oklahoma, were the fat ass politicians trying to save themselves?the walking manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10058913927297370740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-63948436823770561382009-02-27T01:15:00.000-08:002009-02-27T01:15:00.000-08:00I guess some of those laws must have had good reas...I guess some of those laws must have had good reasons originally, but they're now lost in the mists of time. What annoys me is when current laws are applied willy-nilly regardless of the circumstances as in Jim Moffett's case. And as in my own case the other day when I was ticketed for parking within 15 metres of a road junction, even though I was causing no obvious danger to anyone.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-15655802546335663122009-02-27T00:20:00.000-08:002009-02-27T00:20:00.000-08:00SOme of those archaic lwaws remaining on the books...SOme of those archaic lwaws remaining on the books are a hoot. But there are also some current ones that astound me - in Tennessee it is illegal to bring any amount of alcohol across the state wine. Over three gallons is a felony. That means if you buy a case of wine while visiting family in Georgia and bring it home with you, you're committing a felony crime.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com