tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post116292544496612792..comments2023-09-26T04:56:13.105-07:00Comments on Guilty With An Explanation: Courtship Ritualheartinsanfranciscohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1163546641049870922006-11-14T15:24:00.000-08:002006-11-14T15:24:00.000-08:00thats hysterical! omgosh! i can't imagine... lol...thats hysterical! omgosh! i can't imagine... lol.. what a dope! MMariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04170401447671532001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1163306241831302502006-11-11T20:37:00.000-08:002006-11-11T20:37:00.000-08:00Nice.This is beautiful.I knew there was a reason w...Nice.<BR/><BR/>This is beautiful.<BR/><BR/>I knew there was a reason why I came to your blog today. Wait. I think that makes you my raison d'etre du jour.<BR/><BR/>heh.<BR/><BR/>I once talked to an obscene phone caller for three hours.<BR/><BR/>Turned out he was lonely and bored.<BR/><BR/>I think I gave him psychological counseling.misanthropsterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18262001362153532070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1163108787705724852006-11-09T13:46:00.000-08:002006-11-09T13:46:00.000-08:00Bird on a wire (Bob Dylan,)Thanks for your visit. ...Bird on a wire (Bob Dylan,)<BR/><BR/>Thanks for your visit. <BR/><BR/>Yeah, he pretty much explored every permutation of that one thin line.<BR/><BR/>He had a lot of nerve to say he was my friend...<BR/><BR/>Jake,<BR/><BR/>Funny story!! Thanks for the good laugh.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1163103378953159022006-11-09T12:16:00.000-08:002006-11-09T12:16:00.000-08:00A lovely Jewish comedienne, Maureen Lipman (when y...A lovely Jewish comedienne, Maureen Lipman (when you get to the punchline of this, hear it with a lilting Jewish intonation), tells how her phone rang late one evening. She picked it up and said "Hello?" and a heavy breather replied "I know what you want. You want me to take you to your bedroom, throw you on the bed, strip off all your clothes, lick every inch of your body and then make love to you all night long." He paused. <BR/>Maureen Lipman said "You can tell all this from "Hello"??"Jake Allsophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18352337319705848623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1163096711991938322006-11-09T10:25:00.000-08:002006-11-09T10:25:00.000-08:00My favorite part is when he poses it as a question...My favorite part is when he poses it as a question. "I want to eat your pussy?" Absolutely hilariousbobdylanBird on a Wirehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03399412029059144836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1163058792771118262006-11-08T23:53:00.000-08:002006-11-08T23:53:00.000-08:00Michael,No, the script was quite deficient. Why d...Michael,<BR/><BR/>No, the script was quite deficient. <BR/><BR/>Why do you think somebody put him up to it? Is it because he doesn't sound creative enough to think of anything himself?heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1163058097274282462006-11-08T23:41:00.000-08:002006-11-08T23:41:00.000-08:00Very funny. i guess whoever put him up to it didn...Very funny. i guess whoever put him up to it didn't give him a second line to try, or third, or fourth...<BR/>;-)Michael Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18007864829010402376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1163048811936207562006-11-08T21:06:00.000-08:002006-11-08T21:06:00.000-08:00Parlancheq,Inflating his ego was not what I had in...Parlancheq,<BR/><BR/>Inflating his ego was not what I had in mind. Or anything else, either.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1163046800050146662006-11-08T20:33:00.000-08:002006-11-08T20:33:00.000-08:00OMG, too funny! And the best part is that you pro...OMG, too funny! And the best part is that you probably inflated his ego (among other things) and spared numerous other women similar calls.Parlancheqhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01654624164313992281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1163035254837139762006-11-08T17:20:00.000-08:002006-11-08T17:20:00.000-08:00Kim,I saw. Your son is adorable. Great costume. ...Kim,<BR/><BR/>I saw. Your son is adorable. Great costume. Thank you!<BR/><BR/>Odat,<BR/><BR/>I was glad to find out I still had it. Let's all hear it for obscene callers.<BR/><BR/>Law Fairy,<BR/><BR/>Me, too! I think this guy probably gets off on women hanging up in shock. He clearly had no Plan B. <BR/><BR/>Crankster,<BR/><BR/>How are we, indeed? I was trying to instruct him in the finer arts, but he could not be prompted. <BR/><BR/>If someobdy wakes me at that hour, he'd better have something really entertaining to offer.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1163029861666801692006-11-08T15:51:00.000-08:002006-11-08T15:51:00.000-08:00What a great story! Of course, this makes me thin...What a great story! Of course, this makes me think of potential responses, which makes me think that maybe someone should run a school for obscene phone callers.<BR/><BR/>Really, how else are we going to encourage innovation in the world of telephone harassment?Cranksterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02963261408896541210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1163025591423636112006-11-08T14:39:00.000-08:002006-11-08T14:39:00.000-08:00Oh man. That's even better than telling a phone s...Oh man. That's even better than telling a phone solicitor about your medical problems (real or made-up, whichever mood strikes you).<BR/><BR/>I'm impressed you kept him on the phone that long. I've never gotten obscene calls but I've gotten abusive ones. I'll argue with them for as long as they want but they always end up hanging up their phones out of frustration.<BR/><BR/>I love winning :)Law Fairyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02590678306595147920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1163018658796672082006-11-08T12:44:00.000-08:002006-11-08T12:44:00.000-08:00lmao....very funny....I haven't gotten an obscence...lmao....very funny....I haven't gotten an obscence phone call in a long time...and its good you diffused the asshole....<BR/>PeaceOdathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03973602431527460287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1163018271660303422006-11-08T12:37:00.000-08:002006-11-08T12:37:00.000-08:00fyi ... i posted something for you this morning lo...fyi ... i posted something for you this morning lolditzymoihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13083490079089729743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1163012365418641062006-11-08T10:59:00.000-08:002006-11-08T10:59:00.000-08:00Hey, Mone, you're new here! Velkommen (sp?) and d...Hey, Mone, you're new here! Velkommen (sp?) and danke for your visit.<BR/><BR/>Your blog is great! I'll be back often.<BR/><BR/>Lee,<BR/><BR/>Ahh, music to my ears. Thank you for noticing!heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1163001955274322072006-11-08T08:05:00.000-08:002006-11-08T08:05:00.000-08:00HAHAHAHA!!! That was HILARIOUS!! Good for you!HAHAHAHA!!! That was HILARIOUS!! Good for you!Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14915252268400469774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1162990000239845292006-11-08T04:46:00.000-08:002006-11-08T04:46:00.000-08:00hahahaha, rigth on girl, thats the best response y...hahahaha, rigth on girl, thats the best response you could giff this weirdo ;-)Monehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00929555583968823130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1162969600585661172006-11-07T23:06:00.000-08:002006-11-07T23:06:00.000-08:00Mist,I love science! You will publish your findin...Mist,<BR/><BR/>I love science! You will publish your findings, won't you?<BR/><BR/>My theory is that men who make obscene phone calls can't function at all in person, so to speak.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1162969132695732462006-11-07T22:58:00.000-08:002006-11-07T22:58:00.000-08:00My friend and I developed a theory that the more m...My friend and I developed a theory that the more men talk about wanting to eat p*ssy, the worse they are in bed.<BR/><BR/>We are still testing it.mist1https://www.blogger.com/profile/15225983360910803121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1162967446228195802006-11-07T22:30:00.000-08:002006-11-07T22:30:00.000-08:00Katrice,You can't sleep anyway. Last night I was ...Katrice,<BR/><BR/>You can't sleep anyway. Last night I was up until 3:00, and I reminded me of you, my fellow insomniac.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1162965925529590012006-11-07T22:05:00.000-08:002006-11-07T22:05:00.000-08:00Laughing so hard I can't sleep now!The voice infle...Laughing so hard I can't sleep now!<BR/><BR/>The voice inflections are hilarious.katricehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08336539038616743309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1162962541337483062006-11-07T21:09:00.000-08:002006-11-07T21:09:00.000-08:00Nihilistic,Want my number?Nihilistic,<BR/><BR/>Want my number?heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1162962175004736272006-11-07T21:02:00.000-08:002006-11-07T21:02:00.000-08:00You have all the phone fun!You have all the phone fun!Nihilistichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14361818303213020539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1162959034738933132006-11-07T20:10:00.000-08:002006-11-07T20:10:00.000-08:00Kim,Is it a wet dream if he's awake? Whatever it ...Kim,<BR/><BR/>Is it a wet dream if he's awake? Whatever it was, I did totally ruin it.<BR/><BR/>He really needs to expand his um, repertoire.heartinsanfranciscohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07535397382991383931noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29674249.post-1162954729678480342006-11-07T18:58:00.000-08:002006-11-07T18:58:00.000-08:00you ruined the guys wet dream! loli love it!you ruined the guys wet dream! lol<BR/><BR/>i love it!ditzymoihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13083490079089729743noreply@blogger.com